You know you're a mom when...
(This is a growing list! Please feel free to comment your own answer!)
* You find yourself picking boogers out of your kids nose with your
finger.
* You wipe your kids nose with sleeve of your shirt and roll it up to hide it. (Sometimes, you might forget to roll it up, though)
* You might call your child by the dogs name (or vice versa) when they are in trouble or are frustrated with them.
* You find yourself watching one of their cartoons / tv shows and see that your child has fallen asleep. And you don't know how long they have been sleeping.
* You find yourself humming or singing a theme song to one of yourself children's favorite shows.
* You have someone screaming at you from the bathroom to wipe their butt
You are out to eat with strictly adults and when ordering a cheese burger you say it the same way your child has when they first started saying it.... I will take a cheeeseburber and pinchpies. Sorry friends with no kids, this is what my child always wanted to eat.
ReplyDeleteLOL... My son actually posted one of those pie chart jokes on my Facebook page that said people who are most likely to forget your name... 1% ... 5%... 94% YOUR MOM..... At first I was offended, then he clearly pointed out how I would often call him by my brother's name or the cat's name, lol. He's 20 now... he's over it.
ReplyDeleteand who could EVER forget the almighty... "Moooooom - I'm DONE" :)
Thank you for the huge giggle!
Smoochies <3